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Underworld (2003)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 2/06

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2/06: Underworld is full of boring drivel with an okay story and not-so-bad acting.

Basically, it's about a fourteen-century long battle of fifty vampires versus several werewolves. I've noticed there's no sun the whole time. How can life exist then?

The werewolves should've figured out that vampires are afraid of the sun and then exploited their weakness by hunting them down during the day, thus effectively ending the war sooner than expected. Of course, the idiots in Hollywood want to make a movie in order to ensare other idiots to fork over their money and thus count the dollars.

All in all, Underworld is a "whatever" movie.