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Ultraviolet (2006)
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Viewed:
7/07
7/07:
I think of Ultraviolet as Ultracrap although Ultraviolent hits the spot as well.
The heavy reliance on CGI is bombastic like a broken record while the acting is akin to looking at the puke inside a toilet.
Whose bright idea was it that Milla Jovovich would have a career in movies? She is like a plastic model who's employed by upscale
designer clothing companies.
Milla's character says, "I was born into a world you might not understand." Um...yes, I do, and her world sucks. The abuse of
physics laws makes death virtually impossible to achieve. Sometimes, I wonder if watching violent pictures has a deleterious
effect on the intelligence quotient.
All in all, it's Ultracrap.