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U Turn (1997)

Rate: 7
Viewed: 3/04, 4/18, 3/22

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4/18: The editing is the most impressive aspect of U Turn, so that's why I wanted to see it again.

The movie was holding steady for a rating of '9' from me until Jake McKenna was murdered. Things fell apart right after, sputtering badly toward the finish line. Yet the acting is terrific, and everybody is perfectly cast. Even Sean Penn is fantastic as Bobby Cooper. My favorites are him, Billy Bob Thornton, Claire Danes, and Joaquin Phoenix. Their stupid, tacky characters are amusing to watch.

It's a clever story: how things can be so fucked up for a fuck-up like Bobby Cooper. And they just do. I don't pity him. It's how I feel about Sean Penn. This one has great lines such as:

"You like Patsy Cline? I just love her. I wonder how come she don't put out no more new records."

"See, that's the difference between you and me, and why you live here and I'm just passing through."

"I don't think you know who I am. The name's Toby N. Tucker. People 'round here call me TNT. You know why?"

"You think bad, and bad's what you'll get."

"Darrell's dumb as a sack of hammers."

I have to give it to Oliver Stone who refuses to be pigeonholed by making many movies with different styles. He's always changing things up, and it has been interesting, to say the least. Although his gamble doesn't work out every time, they have been watchably entertaining and provocative.

All in all, U Turn is a funny movie in a bad Oliver Stone way with uniformly excellent editing, but it's a damn shame about the last twenty minutes.

3/22: I'm going from '6' to '7' for my rating of U Turn although the last twenty minutes still doesn't work for me.

It's better this time around with terrific performances. Everybody is well-cast. Look at the names: Sean Penn, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight, Powers Boothe, Joaquin Phoenix, and Clare Danes. It's unbeatable. Plus, the edgy editing is almost reminiscent of Natural Born Killers.

All in all, U Turn is a fun Oliver Stone flick.




U.S. Marshals (1998)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 9/18

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9/18: What's left over from The Fugitive is a formula for the sequel to follow with Tommy Lee Jones returning despite his pretentious sidekicks.

U.S. Marshals seems to work for a while, but the longer it goes on, the more mechanical everything feels. It's like I have to have a checklist.

Wesley Snipes is usually fun to watch because of his magnetic personality. In this, he's plain and wooden like never before. Because of his reputation for playing good guys, I couldn't tell if I was supposed to root for him or Tommy Lee Jones. Why am I being made confused for so long?

When Robert Downey, Jr., was brought on board, I immediately predicted the ending and was therefore correct. My regret is wasting over two hours to find out. Speaking of predictability, the Judge Reinhold look-alike is finally killed. Because of his face, he really had it coming to him.

All in all, U.S. Marshals is a repeat of The Fugitive.




U-571 (2000)

Rate: 8
Viewed: 2/15

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2/15: The first ten minutes of U-571 has all the indications of being a rip-off of Das Boot.

Yet soon after, it turns out to be a much different submarine picture from the incomparable German classic. The strength lies in the ingenious story that propels me to feel the tension and suspense as experienced by the American submariners. If anything, the low-key cast is the clincher because no one tries hard to outdo each other.

Although Matthew McConaughey is the headliner, he's, more or less, the same as others. Rather, the film is about the transformation of his character Andrew Tyler's decision-making skills and teamwork.

At first, Tyler yelled "I don't know!" in the face of a serious situation. Then, Chief Petty Officer (Harvey Keitel) confronted him privately and gave him a life lesson in why he, the leader of the submarine, should never say something like that. Taking it to heart, Tyler became a better decision-maker in the ensuing do-or-die situations. As a result, the crew's teamwork improved, showing a purpose toward the end. There are dramatic moments here and there that make U-571 worth the time. Yet it has some negatives such as:

One, I've seen Das Boot and think of it as the gold standard of submarine pictures. Hence, there's too much familiarity here.

Two, for a WWII picture, it's modern in many ways. Even Tyler uses the Weaver stance with the gun, but I've never seen it done in 30's or 40's films.

Three, there's absolutely no way in hell the U-boat would have survived the constant battering from depth charges. A few of them would've ended it much sooner than anticipated. That being said, the submarine must have been made of a special material not known to man.

Four, the German destroyer wouldn't blow up that easily after being hit by a single torpedo.

Five, after everything had happened, I expected the U-571 to be blown out of the water, but the typical cheesy Hollywood ending is a disappointment. It's why Das Boot was a brilliant classic by going the opposite direction.

Six, it wasn't the Americans but the British who captured the Enigma machine. People just can't rewrite history for convenience's sake.

All in all, despite the flaws, U-571 is a thrilling submarine picture that kept me entertained to the end.




The Ugly American (1963)

Rate: 9
Viewed: 11/06

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11/06: The Ugly American is an absorbing political picture with a great buildup of international tension.

When a country, that's under the yoke of another, wants to declare independence but is faced with obstacles while being dissuaded by superpowers like the United States, some of the governments seem to forget themselves they once went through the exact same thing.

Too often, politicians have been accused of being too much of themselves when they try to tell others how to behave accordingly. It's what The Ugly American was trying to convey. Of the cast, Marlon Brando shines, and a good deal of credit goes to Eiji Okada as Deong.

All in all, The Ugly American is a worthwhile political picture that has something important to say.




UHF (1989)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 4/14

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4/14: I saw UHF during the late 80's and had probably revisited it a couple of times afterwards.

Since then, it's been over twenty years since I last saw it, and I haven't forgotten much. UHF isn't a great comedy piece; it's slightly hilarious and can be sometimes ineffable. Perhaps the skit with Raul's Wild Kingdom that's filmed in his apartment perfectly sums up what I mean: not exactly funny. After seeing the animals and insects be abused, I feel relieved to learn the actor died around that time.

Although Al Yankovic is spoofing Rambo, Sylvester Stallone can laugh at him because his movies had literally made over a billion of dollars. At least, the rubber physique suit looks effective on Al. During the same summer, as Al was spoofing Indiana Jones, the third part killed UHF at the box office by a wide margin.

All in all, UHF is a weird film.




Ulee's Gold (1997)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 12/08

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12/08: Come on, this is crap.

The premise of Ulee's Gold is basically this: return the money to the people who stole it, let them get arrested, and reunite the family as a result. In between, Peter Fonda, with his metallic glasses, walks around as if he got kicked by a horse. And that's pretty much it.

Heavily praised with an Oscar nomination to boot, Peter Fonda's performance is overrated. Patricia Richardson doesn't translate well on screen for cinema, and Jessica Biel overacts although it's not clear why her character is uncooperative and combative. The family problems aren't explained well, either. Henceforth, I've stopped caring anymore.

All in all, Fool's Gold sounds more like it.




Ultraviolet (2006)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 7/07

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7/07: I think of Ultraviolet as Ultracrap although Ultraviolent hits the spot as well.

The heavy reliance on CGI is bombastic like a broken record while the acting is akin to looking at the puke inside a toilet. Whose bright idea was it that Milla Jovovich would have a career in movies? She is like a plastic model who's employed by upscale designer clothing companies.

Milla's character says, "I was born into a world you might not understand." Um...yes, I do, and her world sucks. The abuse of physics laws makes death virtually impossible to achieve. Sometimes, I wonder if watching violent pictures has a deleterious effect on the intelligence quotient.

All in all, it's Ultracrap.




Ulzana's Raid (1972)

Rate: 8
Viewed: 2/22

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2/22: Like The Wild Bunch and The Hunting Party, Ulzana's Raid is a brutal Western picture.

The talgine on the DVD cover gets it right: To defeat the Apaches, they had to be just as savage. In response to "What we have to determine is how many of them there are, and whether they are hostile," Burt Lancaster says, "Well, the first is open to question. The second you can bet money on." To later drive the point further, he stresses, "He don't mean to fight you nowhere. He only means to kill you."

A lot of the movie reminds me of The Searchers. Giving another outstanding performance, Burt Lancaster plays a world-weary scout who has seen it all. When he gives advice, everybody should heed it, but Lieutenant Garnett DeBuin (Bruce Davison) is too idealistic to believe him, hence the ending that's not thought-out well. DeBuin keeps asking why the Apaches are like this, but the answer is obvious: the United States stole their land.

I love Rob Roy with Liam Neeson and Tim Roth, and the script came from Alan Sharp who should have won the Oscar for it. Well, what do you know? He did the screenplay for Ulzana's Raid which is outstanding with many great lines. It's a thinking man picture for sure. Believe it or not, the fighting between the U.S. Army and various Apache nations in the southwest from 1849 to 1886 is the longest war ever in history which ended with the surrender of Geronimo. The brutality shown by the Apaches did happen for real.

By the way, I didn't know Bruce Davison went that far back as he looks young in this movie. Here's how Davison got cast: "I went in to see Robert Aldrich and said, 'Mr. Aldrich, you have no idea how much The Sand Pebbles meant to me.' He said, 'Thanks, kid, but Robert Wise made that film. But you're just dumb enough, you have the part.'"

All in all, Ulzana's Raid is among the most overlooked Western movies from the 70's.




Umberto D. (1952)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 8/06

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8/06: Although Umberto D. is considered as a classic of world cinema, I beg to differ.

While the movie is emotionally moving at times, it's never fulfilling because of the lack of depth within the protagonist. Worse, he doesn't seem to be in any state of despair. The explanations aren't clear, either. So, the dog takes over in an attempt to manipulate my feelings, so I can say, "Oh, how cute!"

By eliminating the animal from the equation, I doubt Umberto D. would be the film as it is. Hence, Ladri di biciclette is more honest about a working class male who's desperate to do anything given the deplorable circumstances. Vittorio De Sica tried to do the same with the old man and his dog, but it's rather tacky.

All in all, to like Umberto D. is to fall for the trap that's laid by the dog.




The Unbearable Lightness
of Being (1988)

Rate: 7
Viewed: 5/08, 5/15, 2/22

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5/08: What should have been a '10' picture, The Unbearable Lightness of Being lacks direction and plot.

How it ends is also disappointing. In truth, the film merits a second viewing because I think it's that good. Daniel Day-Lewis is excellent as the serial womanizer, and Lena Olin is hot, hot, hot. Yet Juliette Binoche's performance leaves a lot to be desired.

These three are what makes The Unbearable Lightness of Being a sexy yet frustrating picture. I think it's due to the abstractness of what was happening during the Czech uprising that's hard for me to relate to. Also, it relies more on emotion than literalness. In comparison, Mickey Rourke and Kim Basigner have both of them which came across clearly in 9½ Weeks.

Of the direction, having seen a lot of Philip Kaufman's films including Quills, Twisted, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Right Stuff, and Rising Sun, I feel he's wrong for The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Kaufman is an able director, but his films lack completeness.

All in all, The Unbearable Lightness of Being shows promise, and I hope my opinion is better the next time I see it.

5/15: I realize now The Unbearable Lightness of Being isn't a great movie.

I've tried hard to like it for the sake of Daniel Day-Lewis, Lena Olin, and Juliette Binoche, but Philip Kaufman's misdirection proves too much for me. The first hour was going well until the street protest changed everything. Thereafter, things gradually got worse. It went in a bland direction, throwing me off what the story should be all about. The chief problem is the three-hour running time, creating a significant looseness in the material.

Lena Olin is perhaps granted too much screen time despite her character setting the tone by being mysterious in a sexy way. However, the longer she is shown, the more ordinary she becomes, undermining her effect in the long run. Regardless, Lena Olin stands out the most, being the originator of passion that's kept at a high level, thanks to Daniel Day-Lewis' helping hand. Together, they have the best scenes and rightfully so. In fact, because of their chemistry, the movie should be more focused on them.

Although I regard Daniel Day-Lewis as an excellent actor, his character is sadly almost one-dimensional. He keeps giving the same look that's supposed to be a turn-on, but is there anything else? Not for a second Daniel is believable as a brain surgeon who has the propensity to slip in and out of his womanizing habits so to emulate the modern-day Don Juan.

Juliette Binoche's performance is above average, but her Tereza is more stupid than childish. For somebody as pretty as she who has the ability to make a living as a photographer, I find it hard to believe. Hence, I wish she's more like Sabina but in a different way to give her a run for the money in vying for Tomas' attention to spice up things.

Philip Kaufman should've stayed with the material from the first hour, so he can finish out with a moral lesson. That way, The Unbearable Lightness of Being will work out better. But it's the Prague Spring demonstration that undid it although I understand this event is part of the story. Sometimes, it's better to leave it out and go in a different direction in the hopes of making a timeless classic. At the same time, the characters should've been further developed, so the film can appear poignant with a tragic finish.

If there's anything I love, it's the different, unique shots, hence the sexy foreign look. Having Daniel Day-Lewis (English), Lena Olin (Swedish), and Juliette Binoche (French) on board helps a lot. There are many scenes that are unlike anything in American films. Perhaps it's why The Unbearable Lightness of Being continues to be revisited. However, by taking them away, it's nothing but a soft porno with little plot. By the way, I read the book, but the film version isn't the same. That's why Milan Kundera refused the rights to have any more of his works adapted into film.

All in all, despite the well-done performances, director Philip Kaufman is wrong for The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

2/22: The Unbearable Lightness of Being is an erotic classic with three unforgettable players.

The first hour is absolutely terrific. Then, the invasion of Czechoslovakia (Prague Spring) comes which ruins the momentum, making the second hour merely okay. The final stretch is when I start to say it had gone on far too long while wondering what the heck happened to Lena Olin.

At first, I thought it was a '8' or '9' movie with moments of '10'. But ultimately, '7' is the ceiling, and it'll never break through it. Don't get me wrong: Daniel Day-Lewis, Juliette Binoche, and Lena Olin are unbeatable. You can't mess up with these people giving sexual best of their careers. Rather, it's been the case of poor direction or bad editing...maybe both.

It's too bad about what happened to Tereza at the end, but I don't care much for Tomas. He was an inveterate womanizer, and I thought Tereza was already beautiful. I can understand why Tomas couldn't have Sabina. The scene when Sabina left the apartment with nothing but mirrors perfectly explains why: she's unattainable, can't be held back by commitments, and must always be a free-spirited artist.

All in all, the book The Unbearable Lightness of Being is basically unfilmable, but if they had the right director, it could've worked out.




Uncivil War Birds (1946)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 12/07

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12/07: Can the Three Stooges be any more lame than in Uncivil War Birds?

All in all, I'm starting to realize how much the Three Stooges suck.




Uncle Buck (1989)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 11/05

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11/05: Uncle Buck is a funny but uneven comedy picture.

There are some hilarious moments, especially when John Candy's character has some fun with Bug. However, there's the lack of momentum afterwards which hurts the continuity of the film, hence the unevenness.

Garrett Brown, who plays the father, looks out of place and doesn't blend in well. Some relationships, especially with Buck and his girlfriend, aren't clear for me to understand the ongoing tension.

All in all, Uncle Buck isn't a great John Candy picture as I have better memories of him as Del, Chet, and Harry Crumb.




Uncommon Valor (1983)

Rate: 8
Viewed: 2/24

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2/24: Before there was Rambo: First Blood Part II, there was Uncommon Valor.

The story is essentially the same. Instead of Rambo, it's Gene Hackman who leads his own Dirty Dozen team to rescue Vietnam P.O.W.s. Of course, it would be disappointing if the camp turned out to be empty or there were no prisoners after all.

The first hour is fine but corny in the 80's sense. By the time the show is underway during the second hour, it's when the movie comes alive. The action is fast and furious that doesn't look altogether different from Rambo: First Blood Part II. Then, the story clicked with me, and I started rooting for the good guys, hence the terrific ending. It's too bad about those who died trying to be heroes.

Gene Hackman is the man and has a great moment by reciting a paraphrased line from Julius Caesar. That's when I knew he took interest in the script from the get-go. Everybody else isn't bad: Fred Ward, Reb Brown, Randall "Tex" Cobb, Patrick Swayze, Harold Sylvester, and Tim Thomerson. What a rag-tag collection of actors. I think part of the reason why their characters went back is to recapture what they lost there in the first place.

All in all, Uncommon Valor is a surprisingly good "stand-up-and-cheer-for-the-heroes" picture.




Under Milk Wood (1971)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 12/18

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12/18: If there's an impossible accomplishment in cinema, it's making a great film out of a poem.

I honestly didn't know what I was in for when I started playing Under Milk Wood and thought of it as another movie with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor plus Peter O'Toole.

Don't be fooled by the movie poster because it's anything but. Clocking at 87 minutes, it's a torture to sit through which took me four nights to complete. Admittedly, I didn't understand the nonsense that was being spewed out. Filmed in Wales, Under Milk Wood was a massive box-office failure against a budget of $300,000 which was mostly financed by Richard Burton. Unsurprisingly, everybody wrote it off as a tax loss.

All in all, Elizabeth Taylor, who makes a scant appearance in Under Milk Wood, said it the best: "The final effect is to leave one wondering what, precisely, is the point of the exercise."




Under Siege (1992)

Rate: 7
Viewed: 6/03, 1/20

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1/20: Under Siege marks a dramatic shift in style for Steven Seagal by going from low-budget policiers to big-budget blockbusters.

I wish I can say the move was good, but honestly, I prefer him doing more of the same. If he had to do five or ten more like the first four films, then so be it; they made money, period.

Like I said, Under Siege is a big-budget picture, undermining the uniqueness of Steve Seagal as he's transformed into a mainstream martial arts star. Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey provide a lot of star power. Wanting to follow (?!?) Casey Ryback into the middle of gunfire, Erika Eleniak starts off as annoying, but after changing her behavior in fifteen minutes, she becomes tolerable but inexplicably wears a Navy uniform during the funeral at the end.

I find it hard to believe that a team of 30 bad guys can take over a battleship of roughly 2,000. While this was happening, I had been thinking, "Why are the sailors surrendering so quickly?" They should be fighting back. Yes, some of them are going to die, but it's part of the price they agreed to pay in exchange for their service. And the bullets going through the steel corridors, will they be ricocheting off them all the time?

By the way, the battleship shown in the film is the USS Alabama. It's retired, having been converted into a museum, which is currently situated in Mobile Bay, Alabama. Because the battleship is permanently docked there, the filmmakers had to use a 60-foot high black drape to block out the city in the background to give the idea the action was taking place in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Notice Steven Seagal doesn't sport a ponytail this time. It's because the Navy has a regulation against hair that's longer than four inches. In the movie poster, he wears his whites but ironically never does during the film, expressing his disdain for such ceremonies.

All in all, I can watch Above the Law many times to death, but I'm always unenthusiastic when it comes to Under Siege.




Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 1/20

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1/20: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is basically a remake of the original, but this time, it takes place on train.

Opting for high-budget blockbuster films, the paunchy Steven Seagal has now rendered himself bland. Whatever he does, it doesn't matter: the result is the same every time. Not a single person has a chance to put the big hurt on him. That got me wondering who'll win in a fight: Steven Seagal or Michael Myers? Both are indestructible, and they feel no emotions whatsoever.

Meanwhile, Morris Chestnut as Zachs takes over Erika Eleniak's position to be the most annoying character of the day. I had been like, "Just kill him already." It's hard to believe Zachs is capable of doing advanced military stuff when he has no experience or training to speak of. When the porter left the train, he should've stayed away for good. On the other hand, Katherine Heigl is snotty and annoying.

Everett McGill did impress me with his big man performance until the showdown with Steven Seagal and is quickly killed just like the others. I guess military training is overrated. His partner, Eric Bogosian, is a weakling who'll die in mere seconds. When one of the men at the Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting heard the U.S. President had been safely evacuated, he said, "Thank God." Um, yeah...okay. But he seems not to have a problem with the possible death of many train passengers.

Coming in a close second to underscore the awfulness of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is the low quality of special effects. It had a budget of $60 million, but they couldn't make the action scenes real enough? The last ten minutes of the train wreck is both awful and unbelievable.

All in all, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is guilty of spewed Hollywood crap.




Under Suspicion (1991)

Rate: 7
Viewed: 5/25

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5/25: Under Suspicion is a unique British neo-noir because of the sudden switch from femme fatale to homme fatale.

That being said, Liam Neeson succeeded in fooling me. Because I was used to seeing people wrongly accused and convicted of murder, I thought it would be one of those stories that had been done so many times. So, kudos to everybody for bringing something new to the table. If you don't believe Tony did it, then you need to rewatch the last ten minutes.

What a dramatic last-minute save for Frank to grab Tony from being hanged. I wonder if the latter felt supremely worried while the clock was ticking away. Of course, the whole thing is at once terrifically neat and implausible, but I can't be complaining about the high production value of the film which was mostly shot on location in either Portmeirion, Wales, or Brighton, England.

There are a few things to go over. One, why was Tony okay with his wife being killed? I guess we'll never know he did love her or not, but it's an undeniable fact that he's totally corrupt. Two, the barrister who said Tony did it after all...was that more than convincing enough to point him as the true murderer? Three, why would Angeline leave behind the severed thumb in some bottle if it was going to incriminate her? All she had to do was burn it or throw it away.

All in all, great performances, story, and cinematography make Under Suspicion worth watching.




Under Suspicion (2000)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 5/25

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5/25: After working together in Unforgiven, Morgan Freeman and Gene Hackman deliver a new film that promises to let everybody down big time.

Think of 12 Angry Men. Everybody is working so hard to convince each other of the boy's guilt. The longer the show goes on, the more dramatic it becomes. All of a sudden, with minutes left, the bailiff opens the door and says...the case has been thrown out. That means your time has been thoroughly wasted for nothing. That's Under Suspicion in a nutshell.

I don't know what to say. Actually a remake of Garde à Vue, it has good acting, a solid story, and strong editing. I was with everybody the whole time, but there were a couple of issues that kept gnawing at me. One, if Henry Hearst, an educated man who happens to be a tax attorney, is really guilty, shouldn't he lawyer up and be quiet instead? Two, there's no way the police is allowed to interrogate his wife due to spousal privilege.

All in all, you should resist the urge to see Under Suspicion, no matter how much Morgan Freeman and Gene Hackman are prominently featured.




Under the Cherry Moon (1986)

Rate: 9
Viewed: 8/21

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8/21: Under the Cherry Moon is a playful follow-up to the massive success of Purple Rain.

I didn't realize until the movie was over that Prince directed it. Hence, the man was a magnificent talent. What a unique perspective he had. In a way, both are similar when it comes to romance. However, Under the Cherry Moon is completely different in how the material is presented. I can't help but feel the strong influence of La dolce vita.

By far, the best artistic decision is turning it into a black-and-white picture. Michael Ballhaus should've been recognized for the job well done. His extensive résumé includes Goodfellas, Bram Stoker's Dracula, and Quiz Show. Had he shot Under the Cherry Moon in color, a lot of the power would've been lost.

After that, Prince takes care of the rest. Too cool for words, he's fun to watch. So is Jerome Benton as his sidekick. Kristin Scott Thomas makes a stunning debut, and she'll go on to have a long, great career in acting. The chemistry between her and Prince is electrifying. What sets him apart from others is the unpredictability.

Looking up the internet, I'm dismayed to see a lot of negative reviews heaped on Under the Cherry Moon. They've missed the point as the film isn't far off from Purple Rain. In fact, both are highly creative and artistic, and there's a lot of poetry in what Prince did.

Interestingly, a woman named Lisa Barber became the 10,000th caller for MTV's "Prince Under the Cherry Moon" contest. As a result, she won the right to host the film for its world premiere at her hometown of Sheridan, Wyoming. It must have been an experience of a lifetime for her which is something that never happens with other stars of Prince's magnitude.

All in all, although Purple Rain got the most press of Prince's filmmaking career, Under the Cherry Moon warrants attention because it's quite good.




Undercurrent (1946)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 2/24

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2/24: Undercurrent is a terrible film noir picture that's a good remake candidate.

The story concepts are fine, but the script is awful with tons of words. The first hour was so boring that I zoned out. Then, the second came that partially saved the movie, but it's still talky and keeps reminding me of Gaslight and Rebecca. However, I like Karl Freund's cinematography in certain points.

The other problem, which is actually the biggest, is Katharine Hepburn. She's the worst and is more of a lesbian than anything. Ugly and not attractive to begin with, she dominates the first half and then tones it down when Robert Taylor saw his chance to take the show away from her. Thereafter, the film becomes tolerable for a while by getting to the bottom of the mystery. Finally, Robert Mitchum shows up for what's been the longest time and shows why he's a better actor than Katharine Hepburn.

If given the chance to redo Undercurrent, Katharine Hepburn should be replaced with Ingrid Bergman. She would've been perfect and on equal ground with Robert Taylor and Robert Mitchum, two fine-looking guys. Absurd and stupid to begin with, the script needs to be fixed up with less words while letting the initial relationship go longer like a month before marriage happens. It'll clear out the logic problems.

A longtime mediocre actor, Robert Taylor has surprised me the most. I've never seen him act like this; it's a fine performance. A film noir legend who's at home here, Robert Mitchum is too good but ends up wasted. Katharine Hepburn thought he couldn't act. Ha! Look who's talking; she's the one who ruined the movie. Mitchum later said what Hepburn said about him was false. By the way, Jayne Meadows makes her screen debut but is rather memorable for turning Lady in the Lake, which was made during the same year, into the most convoluted movie ever.

All in all, Undercurrent doesn't work although it has plenty of untapped potential.




The Underneath (1995)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 7/14

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7/14: Fifteen minutes into The Underneath, the only thing I could think of was Criss Cross.

At least, Steven Soderbergh won't be accused of being a hack because he'll go on to implement many techniques in Out of Sight, The Limey, and, most notably, Traffic.

Hence, the ripped-off plot is annoying to sit through because I'll rather see Burt Lancaster, not Peter Gallagher whom I like but prefer him in a supporting role. I'm not sure what the deal is with Elisabeth Shue since she adds nothing to the grand scheme of things. Of course, the ending isn't a surprise.

All in all, it's best to see Criss Cross, not The Underneath.




Underworld (2003)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 2/06

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2/06: Underworld is full of boring drivel with an okay story and not-so-bad acting.

Basically, it's about a fourteen-century long battle of fifty vampires versus several werewolves. I've noticed there's no sun the whole time. How can life exist then?

The werewolves should've figured out that vampires are afraid of the sun and then exploited their weakness by hunting them down during the day, thus effectively ending the war sooner than expected. Of course, the idiots in Hollywood want to make a movie in order to ensare other idiots to fork over their money and thus count the dollars.

All in all, Underworld is a "whatever" movie.




Unfaithful (2002)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 8/08

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8/08: Richard Gere was voted the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine in 1993 and again in 1999.

In Unfaithful, Diane Lane's character decides to cheat on him. And why? It's because his face looks like a botched plastic surgery job with hair transplant to complete the look. In other words, Richard Gere is appearing more like a Chinaman. At the same time, it's a crying marathon for him.

Once again, Adrian Lyne can't let go of the 9½ Weeks formula that's been failing him over the years although the mainstream audience constantly falls for it. He probably had a stroke of genius one day by exclaiming, "I have an idea! How about Fatal Attraction, but this time, we switch the genders?!?"

Diane Lane is a classic textbook example of Pathetic Acting 101. She lets her eyes, sighs, and several facial expressions do the work for her. As a result, Diane Lane is simply unbelievable. Her co-star, Olivier Martinez, is one-dimensional and does nothing special to justify her character's adultery. There's no way they'll get away with the murder of Paul Martel.

All in all, there are many scenes and moments that are reminiscent of 9½ Weeks, making it hard for me to sit through Unfaithful.




Unforgettable (1996)

Rate: 6
Viewed: 8/20, 5/22

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8/20: Unforgettable?

Unfathomable is more like it. The premise starts out as intriguing with tons of potential in the idea of injecting one person's cerebrospinal fluid into somebody else to retrieve memories. However, it stops there after the first half-hour and starts going terribly wrong the rest of the way.

Ray Liotta is guilty of being typecast as a psychotic character. It's all about his eyes, and he never fails to deliver the crazed look he's (in)famous for. Why can't he continue doing nice, heart-warming films like Dominick and Eugene and Field of Dreams?

In Unfathomable, his medical examiner character, Dr. Krane, has the chance to inject fluids, not from one but four people, into himself, which is all unscientifically proven, so he can find out who killed his wife. While at it, he does it four separate times within two days. Heart attack is a side effect of this, and it's not surprising the guy ended up permanently comatose. By the way, did somebody say his blood alcohol content was 2.5? That's crazy; he would've been declared dead. At least 0.30% will put somebody into a coma, and any higher is crossing over to the death valley.

The editing feels gimmicky, pushing the envelope from plausible to weird. In other words, the plot is increasingly convoluted that's on par with Desperate Measures. Many far-fetched events are jam-packed in a short amount of time, and Krane never experiences a single positive memory that's stored in any of the four deceased characters?

All in all, some things are best left alone, and that's what Krane should've done in Unfathomable.

5/22: Upping my rating from '4' to '6', the plot of Unforgettable is easier to swallow this time around.

Maybe Unfathomable was a bad title because I now see it's about avenging the death of his wife. Then again, who knows if they did love each other? I'm only saying this because it's been through Dr. Krane's perspective the entire time. The movie is fine for the most part, but Linda Fiorentino is a dead weight. Anybody else but her would help a lot. She was only cast because of her connection with the director from The Last Seduction.

All in all, Unforgettable works well as a mystery thriller, but you should leave your brain at the door.




The Unforgiven (1960)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 1/25

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1/25: Uh.............The Searchers, anyone?

That makes sense because Alan Le May wrote the books for it and The Unforgiven in 1954 and 1957, respectively. Both are the same story except this time the child was taken from the Indians. Instead of Natalie Wood, it's Audrey Hepburn who has the honors of assuming the brownfaced role. How her character would be proved this way by being stripped down is beyond my comprehension. Ironically, Audrey Hepburn turned down the role in Sayonara because she couldn't see herself playing an "Oriental," but what's the difference here?

For the longest time, I thought about giving the film a '7' because of the high quality. Then, the thinkable happened: Ben ordered his brother to shoot one of the three Kiowas dead despite them coming peacefully for a talk. I was like, "Uh, John Huston...you just lost me, dude." Forget the rest of the film as it made zero sense to support a white family of killers. All they had to do was give up the woman because she rightfully belonged to the Kiowas. Even Rachel rejected her biological Indian brother (I thought that was the father, but either way, it didn't make a difference) by shooting him in cold blood.

There were a lot of things that I didn't understand. Why now? Why after twentysomething years when the Kiowas could take the baby back at the beginning? How could Rachel and Ben's mother be left alone when he and others were preparing to go away to Wichita? Whatever happened to Johnny Portugal afterwards?

During the fighting, why not the Kiowas come up with a better battle strategy by taking the house from the rear? That couldn't be hard because the cows were on the roof which meant the back had to be filled with a dirt ramp leading up to the roof. If Rachel loved Ben the whole time and they weren't even siblings in blood, then why didn't they get married? That being said, how about giving up Rachel to the Kiowas so everybody could live? Then, Ben would marry her, creating an alliance between his family and them.

Anyway, the performances are fine. I have no issue with any of the players except for Audrey Hepburn and John Saxon for being brownfaced. Anyone can tell that Rachel looks different from her white counterparts. The Unforgiven is actually an infamous film because of what happened to Audrey Hepburn. She fell off a horse and subsequently broke her back which led to miscarriage not long after yet was smoking three packs a day at the time. Hence, it's the only Western movie of her career.

All in all, whatever the point John Huston was trying to make in The Unforgiven, an appropriate title after all, simply has come down to this: "The only good Indian is a dead Indian."




Unforgiven (1992)

Rate: 10
Viewed: 5/03, 6/06, 8/11

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6/06: A perfect film for Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven is possibly the last true Western classic in cinema history.

An ode to the dying genre, it does well enough to dispel the misconceptions that countless Western movies have established for so long. I can see the blind-as-a-bat boy representing the audience while the old-timers Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, and Gene Hackman's characters show him what the life is really like out there in the West. There's a clear-cut difference in what makes men stand apart from boys.

The acting, the mood, the setting, and the somberness are well-constructed. What makes the film great is the realism of the ambience as the mood rides heavily on William Munny's mystique. Throughout, there's a touch of wry humor, and the final climax is a monster roller-coaster ride.

Morgan Freeman proves he makes an outstanding supporting actor for Clint Eastwood as he'll repeat it in Million Dollar Baby. Jaimz Woolvett gives a standout performance as the Schofield Kid, and Gene Hackman is just like as he was in The French Connection but older and wiser.

All in all, Unforgiven is a genuine Western neo-noir.

8/11: Probably the last true Western picture made, Unforgiven corrects many myths about the Old West.

The film boasts of an all-star cast which includes Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, and Gene Hackman. These three are the reasons why I watched the film again. More importantly, Clint Eastwood brings along a solid résumé of Westerns to give credence to what he's doing in order to wrap up the dying genre with a nice bow-tie. An underrated performance comes from Jaimz Woolvett as the blind-as-a-bat Schofield Kid, and it's too bad that he didn't receive an Oscar nomination.

All in all, Unforgiven is a Western neo-noir masterpiece that finally recognized Clint Eastwood as a great director.




Universal Soldier (1992)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 7/12

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7/12: Only if Dolph's performance could be expanded to a 90-minute solo, I think we'll have a winner in Universal Stupid.

The supermarket insanity is arguably the funniest thing I've seen out of Dolph other than Rocky IV. In Universal Stupid, his character cuts ears and makes necklaces out of them, screams racial epithets about the Vietnamese, and reminds everybody of his real name which is, mind you, Andrew Scott.

On the other hand, Jean-Claude Van Damme sleepwalks through his role, eats a dozen of dishes in one sitting, and shows no emotion. Being used to his Belgian charisma, I find it a dreadful bore. Who in his right mind said it was a good idea to involve Ally Walker? And why? She does nothing for the film. Intelligence is routinely abused throughout, too. So, let me enumerate some only to give up on the list due to the feebleness of trying:

1. Notice how the reporter made her way to the center of the military base. That'll never happen because it's the most heavily guarded location there is.

2. Soldiers need to be cooled down, or they'll go bust. I wonder what the duration is for between because the two principal characters went too long while being engaged in heavy-duty work.

3. Inside the trunk of three cars at the desolate gas station, they are packed with bags of ice. I understand one...but two...and three? Why?

4. Remember when Van Damme's character ordered the handcuffed woman to jump off the bus. Yeah, it's probably moving at 60 to 70 miles per hour, and her body, at that moment, will be going at the same speed as soon as she's in the air. Afterwards, there's not a single scratch on her, let alone a multitude of broken bones.

5. Luc is reunited with his parents in Louisiana, yet they hardly show any feelings for him. I guess human emotion is overrated in cinema.

6. The two soldiers serve in the U.S. Special Forces, but one is Swedish and the other is Belgian.

7. When Dolph is throwing grenades into the bus, they don't explode for another thirty seconds unless tossed out. Then, when Dolph throws them by the side, they explode right away.

8. As Dolph and Van Damme are fighting for the last (steroid?) injection shot, I thought it would've been priceless to see Arnold and Sylvester doing the same thing instead.

I can go on and on, but what's the point? Anyway, looking up Universal Stupid on the internet, I cannot believe the franchise managed to produce five...six sequels. Is it really that popular?

All in all, Universal Stupid is beneath Jean-Claude Van Damme's and Dolph Lundgren's lackadaisical talents.




Unlawful Entry (1992)

Rate: 8
Viewed: 11/03, 7/15, 5/22

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7/15: Unlawful Entry is a believable thriller about a police officer who abuses his position of power.

When somebody is as helpless as Michael Carr, there's not much he can do about the situation. Apart from Goodfellas, Officer Pete Davis is my favorite Ray Liotta performance although he has been unfortunately typecast during the rest of his career due to the famous psychotic look he always sports.

In the film, Pete starts being nice, resourceful, and helpful, going out of his way. Then, he has a moment that seems both rational and irrational because Carr was literally asking for it. Finally, all bets are off, and there's no telling what Pete will do even he's been calm the entire time. That's why Ray Liotta plays a very believable character.

Kurt Russell and Madeleine Stowe are both excellent thespians and make their situation as real as possible. I like the fact that the writers made him a highly articulate, cerebral everyman which feels refreshing. He has a way of putting words together that sound lucid and educated.

There are a couple of complaints. One, Madeleine Stowe's character is Karen which evokes memories of Lorraine Bracco from Goodfellas. I wish she had a different name. Two, notice how Pete set up the double murder by firing the gun at his partner and then the drug dealer. It'll never work because the shooter has no gunpowder residue on his hands and forearms. A simple forensic analysis will conclude neither shot the gun which makes Pete the only suspect.

All in all, Unlawful Entry is one of the best thrillers from the 90's with an underrated performance by Ray Liotta.

5/22: What a surprise that Ray Liotta suddenly died at age 67, and one film I thought of that he gave a top five performance is Unlawful Entry.

In a way, it's Something Wild all over again. Instead of Jeff Daniels and Melanie Griffith, it's Kurt Russell and Madeleine Stowe having their own thing. Then, out of nowhere, Ray Liotta appears and steals the show effortlessly. He's effective, and the story is believable given the huge amount of power that cops have over the citizens.

What's particularly nice is how intelligent Kurt Russell's character is. He speaks well and thinks rationally. Sure, his wife may not believe him at first, but she will soon when Officer Pete Davis keeps encroaching their territory. That alone should give her a pause despite his infinite supply of charisma. Then again, it's the genius of Ray Liotta's acting.

All in all, it's too bad about Ray Liotta, and he was a gifted actor.




The Unsaid (2001)

Rate: 8
Viewed: 6/25

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6/25: Made for $22 million, The Unsaid was never theatrically released in the United States.

Well, the public missed out on a good one. For a while, the story seemed to be a mix of Silent Fall and Primal Fear, but it kept getting better and then went into a unique direction. The last fifteen minutes is quite shocking because of the revelation. I never expected the "why."

I've always maintained my stance that Andy Garcia is an underrated actor, close enough to be in Al Pacino's league. He proves it again in The Unsaid and plays a psychiatrist in the most credible manner (he grew his beard for real). I love how his character is confused in treating the kid patient because he reminds him of his son who committed suicide and wants to save his son through him.

But really, the situation is rather more complicated than that. Enter Tommy with a completely different set of issues on his own. Villains are created, and they know what they are doing. They've accepted that fact, continuing their path of lawlessness. But Tommy isn't a villain. He's simply a dangerous individual with repressed trauma that has gone untreated for so long. Michael Hunter (Andy Garcia) just happens to come along and finds a way to unravel the mystery for the first time, and the result is powerful that unexpectedly costs people lives.

If there's a glaring negative, it's the camera work. I hate when they have to shake it in crucial scenes. There's absolutely no need for that. Let the acting take over, and The Unsaid will be better for it. Had that happened, I would've rated the film '9'. By the way, the ending doesn't mean Michael Hunter is continuing the treatment; it's only a dream. His job ended due to too much water under the bridge.

Regardless, Miguel Tejada-Flores and Scott Williams deserve credit for adapting the screenplay from a story by Christopher Murphey. Everything feels real in terms of social work and counseling. As for the acting, Vincent Kartheiser stands out, and it's a fine supporting performance by Linda Cardellini.

All in all, The Unsaid is among Andy Garcia's best films.




Untamed Heart (1993)

Rate: 8
Viewed: 11/16

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11/16: If Christian Slater's awkward acting can be ignored, Untamed Heart is actually moving, thanks to Marisa Tomei.

Marisa Tomei has always been easy on my eyes, and she's a fine actress, having won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in My Cousin Vinny. It has everything to do with her personality. I normally don't like Rosie Perez because she's too much and has the face of the Joker. But she's okay here and doesn't try to get in the way.

Christian Slater, who's usually easygoing, appears awkward. The choice of him staying mute for a long time (it'll take a good half-hour before he finally speaks) and not having a lot of lines to work with makes some of his scenes hard to watch. Therefore, he's lucky to be helped out by Marisa Tomei to get through it.

All in all, Untamed Heart is an enduring romantic picture that's much better than Love Story.




The Untouchables (1987)

Rate: 9
Viewed: 1/04, 1/05, 3/08, 8/11, 7/20

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3/08: The Untouchables is a classic gangster picture that's richly defined by two unforgettable scenes.

However, I still can't get over the casting of Charles Martin Smith. It's like seeing Michael J. Fox in Goodfellas. What a mistake. At times, Kevin Costner looks somewhat overwhelmed to lead the picture but manages to pull through. Believe it or not, The Untouchables is his first major film with a strong ensemble cast, and his success will virtually solidify his A-list status going forward.

Andy Garcia isn't bad, but I wish he had more screen time. The man in white, Billy Drago is captivating as Frank Nitti, making for a quintessential noir villain. Sean Connery's performance is absolutely overrated. I would've given the Oscar to Robert De Niro instead considering how much work went into his hair, looks, and mannerism. Every scene he has is priceless, so it's safe to say he stole the show.

The cinematography is breathtakingly beautiful, and none is better depicted than the Odessa Steps scene at the train station which ought to be studied extensively in film schools. It's among the ten greatest scenes ever. Sad to say, whenever From Here to Eternity is mentioned, all anyone can think of is the beach scene with Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr. That's exactly what happened to The Untouchables which is the main reason I would see it over and over.

So, what else has been harmful? It's the poor character and plot developments. They don't feel deep enough, and without the two famous scenes, one of them being De Niro's teamwork speech, the film doesn't have a whole lot going for it. Brian De Palma may have been obsessed with the look most of the time.

All in all, despite the faults, The Untouchables is a classic gangster picture.

8/11: Raising the bar higher in the gangster genre, The Untouchables is an exquisitely shot picture.

And of course, two key scenes are the main reasons for its high rewatchability factor. Also, a lot of it has to do with Kevin Costner, Billy Drago, and Robert De Niro by giving excellent performances. Still, my biggest gripe is Sean Connery winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. What he did is overrated.

As much as I liked Charles Martin Smith in American Graffiti, he doesn't belong in The Untouchables, but Andy Garcia does and is intimidating in a sexy way. Hence, he'll go on to star opposite Michael Douglas in Black Rain and Richard Gere in Internal Affairs before landing the lead role for The Godfather Part III, the biggest of his career. Hence, it's interesting to see Andy Garcia and Robert De Niro in the same film given their line of succession in the Corleone family.

All in all, whenever The Untouchables comes to my mind, I think of the two unforgettable scenes.

7/20: Brian De Palma is the master of the shot.

The Odessa Steps scene is brilliantly filmed. So are the performances by a stellar ensemble cast, most especially Robert De Niro. The casting of Charles Martin Smith still throws me off, so...whatever. When I see fancy costumes, they should either be part of the scenery or add more to the film but never be the distraction. Therefore, I'm happy to say The Untouchables passes the test, hence the much-deserved Oscar nomination for Best Costume Design.

All in all, The Untouchables scores high in replayability.




Up at the Villa (2000)

Rate: 6
Viewed: 1/21

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1/21: After liking Angels & Insects and The Blood Oranges so much, I sought Up at the Villa, and the results were decidedly mixed.

The first mistake is Sean Penn who's clearly miscast. Regardless of his star power, he doesn't belong in pictures like this. They require a certain acting pedigree in order to assimilate into the period, and the British thespians are often successful in doing so. Unfortunately, Sean Penn doesn't have what it takes; more attention was spent on his perfect haircut than anything else.

Up next is Kristin Scott Thomas. I like her, and she was perfect in Angels & Insects, giving the best supporting actress performance of the year in 1995. But in Up at the Villa, she's too old for the role: a 40-year-old trying to play a character who's supposedly in her young 30's. Otherwise, her performance is fine, perhaps demonstrating a bit more forced acting than usual.

Third, what's with Jeremy Davies? That guy is the biggest goofball ever. I can't still forget what he did in The Million Dollar Hotel, and I mean it in both good and bad ways. In Up at the Villa, his character shoots himself in the heart, and all of a sudden, everybody's life has been fucked over for a few days.

Fourth, back to Sean Penn and Kristin Scott Thomas, they have no chemistry whatsoever. These two may look handsome in appearance, but there's nothing between them. What an unconvincing display of love. In fact, she got it down pat with Jeremy Davies, and it wasn't that hard.

On the bright side, like Angels & Insects and The Blood Oranges, the visuals are stunningly pleasing, especially the costumes and in/exterior sets. As a result, it's an easy movie to watch. However, I'm not sure about the rows of tomatoes atop the wall alongside the tennis court. It seems rather pointless. On the other hand, Anne Bancroft gives a decent effort, but James Fox is too old for Kristin Scott Thomas...eek. The problem with the supporting players is they're allocated maybe ten minutes of screen time to develop their characters before disappearing for the most part, leaving behind a sum of unsatisfying resolutions.

All in all, despite the nice cinematography, Up at the Villa isn't a great Philip Haas picture.




Up Close & Personal (1996)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 7/17

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7/17: This time, John Gage doesn't have to offer one million dollars for the privilege to fuck his next catch of the day.

That sly bastard. He's 22 years her senior, and I bet he still likes that line: "The man was a fucking stallion." Michelle Pfeiffer is the same terrible actress from Scarface. Her character's meteoric rise in Up Close & Personal is 100% bullshit and will never happen in real life.

Who goes from an administrative assistant to a weatherwoman to a reporter at a flunky news station and then from a news reporter to an anchor in Philadelphia before being promoted to the top job for a national TV news show that's all in one or two years' time? The trouble is: Tally has shit for brains.

Even stupid is the professional anchorwoman taking the job in Cincinnati, a top thirty market, which is a huge step down from a top five market. There's no reason for her to do that; she's a lot more seasoned and professional than Tally who seems to be intent in wanting to feed the lines of schmaltzy garbage to the public mass.

What the hell was John Gage thinking? Oh, right. It's the fucking that clouded his mind. Up Close & Personal was made for $60 million, but I wonder where the money went. It looks like a simple movie with no special effects. By the way, I first thought it was Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, but it's actually Holmesburg Prison which is located twelve miles further northeast, having been closed since 1995. I didn't know the place existed the whole time.

All in all, I'll take Broadcast News over Up Close & Personal any time of the day.




Up the Down Staircase (1967)

Rate: 9
Viewed: 7/12, 1/20, 4/22

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7/12: Ah, Up the Down Staircase.

The movie reminds me of my first year teaching at a Title I school for the inner-city black students and the very reasons why I quit the job ten months afterwards. Forty-five years later, after the film was made, the situation hasn't changed at all. In fact, it has gotten much worse today.

Being a teacher in an urban school is an impossibly hard job. It didn't make things easier when the subject I taught was mathematics: a double-edged sword. I came to the school with the best of intentions and left there as an enemy.

It's the irony of my situation: I still have no idea what made me the enemy to these kids. I can safely say around 80% of the students I had will end up either in jail, poverty, welfare, drugs, and/or six feet under the ground within ten years of their high school "graduation." That's why it's labeled as "school-to-prison pipeline."

No matter what I did, nothing I said or taught went through the kids' empty heads. Academic expectations were nil. Common sense was thrown out of the window. Everybody passed, no matter what they did, because handing out F's wasn't allowed. It didn't matter if somebody knew virtually zero about anything or did nothing in school.

That's the sorry state of the education system in the United States of America. I ended up quitting the job because of the worthlessness of it. The majority of the time I spent throughout the academic year filling out a mountain of paperwork, creating lesson plans, and orchestrating the class had gone wasted.

Amidst the trials and tribulations, I realized that, after trying everything as possible, I had become a highly paid professional babysitter instead of a mathematics teacher. Now, I'm not surprised at why public and private schools have difficulty recruiting or retaining top-notch teachers who actually know the ins and outs of their subject. The money is simply...not worth it. The frustrations are simply...not worth it. The kids are simply...not worth it. The teachers and administrators are simply...not worth it.

Anyway, I'm glad a film like Up the Down Staircase exists because it's exactly what I went through. However, I'm peeved by the contrived ending because I know for sure Sylvia Barrett would've tendered her resignation, regardless. It's the most realistic outcome, but I will give it a pass since it's only halfway through the year. She'll come to her senses, believe me.

I think Sylvia did not because, simply put, there was no other job she would've been qualified for unless it had something to do with writing. Then again, why not become a secretary? No matter what, the situation is much more improved today than it was during the 60's as women have many avenues, professionally speaking.

Cakewalking through a four-year university, taking out an ungodly amount of loans just to become a teacher, and then finally realizing the job isn't worth it is a rude awakening for many education majors, and it's their own fault for seeking shortcuts in life. Meanwhile, Sandy Dennis was a phenomenal actress back then because she was unusual, and it shows in the film.

All in all, Up the Down Staircase reflects very well the reality of what it's like to be a teacher, especially in an urban school.

1/20: Fifty-three years after its release, Up the Down Staircase remains the most realistic movie about what really goes on in public schools.

In fact, nothing has changed. The apathy and indifference shown on both sides are real. You may see a lot of emphasis on paperwork and forms in the film: that's the big part of it; hence, there's no actual learning going on. Speaking of it, notice how students are engaged in a lesson while the principal is observing the class. To me, it's all staged with the stuff being made up.

Anyway, Sandy Dennis should've been Oscar-nominated for her performance; what she did is perfect. So is everybody else. There's always a Joe Ferone in every school. I've worked in three different schools, and I've had him in every one of them with exactly the same makeup: high IQ but full of trouble and too lazy to do the work.

Perhaps the weirdest character is Paul Barringer who led a female student to her suicide attempt. His biggest mistake is allowing himself to dance with her. Besides, why will teachers dance with students? Eileen Heckart's Henrietta Pastorfield is dead-on; there are teachers like her who care too much for some students; therefore, they get arrested for sex crimes which is becoming common nowadays.

I normally frown on contrived Hollywood endings that show teachers having a change of heart and deciding to return the following year. But in the case of Up the Down Staircase, I'll let it slide because Sylvia Barrett made the decision mid-year. If I were her, I would leave the school after one full year and look for a suburban school with an all-white student body whose education is highly valued which isn't hard to find anywhere in the Northeast region.

All in all, Up the Down Staircase mirrors the realities of education all too well.

4/22: Up the Down Staircase is still the most realistic movie ever when it comes to teaching in urban schools.

If you think the students are confused or something, it's because their parents were never there for them, hence the attention-seeking behaviors which can be converted into sexual attraction. Many of them are loathsome to work with based on how they act like animals, and that's why I'll never go back again. Of course, the administration is the other problem: they just don't care; it's all about keeping the assembly line moving while preventing future lawsuits.

Sylvia Barrett should've followed through her intent to resign because things aren't going to get better. Where she belongs is a school with well-behaved kids who actually want to learn. Doing so, Slyvia will find it much, much easier and therefore live longer. Whoever wrote the note in regard to the last part was correct. Meanwhile, Sandy Dennis gives the best performance of her career although she did win the Oscar for Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

All in all, Up the Down Staircase will always stand the test of time because it's a true representation of what goes on in urban schools.




The Upside of Anger (2005)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 3/09

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3/09: I have a mixed bag of feelings about The Upside of Anger, but one thing is for sure: the movie is lame.

For a while, it was going okay, forcing me to lean toward a rating of '6' until the final ten minutes. The way the family reacted to the bizarre death of their father has soured my mood. Sometimes, there are moments that leave me feeling confused or just plain out of it. Such instances are the spontaneous moments of laughter, the irrelevant scenes, and the brief subplots involving the daughters.

The chemistry of the cast is good as it slowly develops over time, and thanks to Kevin Costner, The Upside of Anger is glued together very well. Although Joan Allen gives a good performance, it's still thin and superficial. She fails to convey the depth of her emotions, especially in the last ten minutes. Moreover, it gets boring when she acts like a bitch and then watches how everybody is reacting to her. It's probably Mike Binder's fault for his poor direction.

On the other hand, Kevin Costner is as fine as he can be, and he's dependable. Without him, it's hard to see Joan Allen surviving this one on her own. Mike Binder is another treat as he plays Shep the Sleaze and has a Scanners moment. However, the four seemingly perfect but robotic daughters are distracting and therefore drain away the energy; that's why they turned out to be unlikeable.

All in all, The Upside of Anger works well in certain areas but leaves me cheated in the long run.




Urban Cowboy (1980)

Rate: 10
Viewed: 4/05, 4/07, 2/15, 2/22

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4/07: Urban Cowboy is the Saturday Night Fever of the honky-tonk genre.

Slowed by the pace, the film seems confused by the direction it wishes to take. Hence, everybody has to find his or her own way for a while until the mechanical bull riding contest which takes 132 minutes. So, that's a long time to wait.

Although the two have little chemistry, I like the romance between John Travolta and Debra Winger, yet the complexities of their relationship feel underdeveloped. Oddly, the other female lover (Madolyn Smith Osborne), who has money and, more importantly, class, is a hell lot prettier than Sissy. So, why did Bud turn her down? Is he stupid or what?

All in all, I wish Urban Cowboy has better direction.

2/15: Urban Cowboy is still the best honky-tonk picture made.

It's the relationship between Bud and Sissy, who are played superbly well by John Travolta and Debra Winger, that makes the film a romantic classic. At the same time, it's cool to see the characters dress up as cowboys and mix in with the ambience of dance hall that's drenched in country and western. That's why the film is a great slice of Americana in a Junior Bonner way.

Not many movies go through the gamut of the Seven Deadly Sins, and there's no better example of it than Urban Cowboy. Bud lets his pride nearly wreck his marriage which evolved out of a romantic relationship that's practically days old. In that process, he's consumed with wrath by seeing Sissy trying out things that are normally reserved for men.

Then, he becomes jealous when she's ogled at by Wes Hightower, who's memorably played by Scott Glenn in the role of his career. To get even with Sissy, Bud hooks up with a pretty gal from Houston. After separating from her, Bud lets drinking get the best of him as he loses his balance in a fall during work which subsequently finds him boarded up, causing his house to go pigsty.

Finding motivation to win Sissy back during the mechanical bull riding contest, Bud works on his technique. In the long run, he's rewarded with a showdown against Wes for the top dog honors. His temporary girlfriend takes the win as a sign that it's been all for his wife by showing off. Hence, Urban Cowboy should be seen repeatedly because it's not an easy film to appreciate from the get-go. As a result, I've been increasing my rating every time I see it.

The performances are authentic and in tune with the honky-tonk scene. It also has great music that puts me in the mood. I love how the lives of the patrons revolve around Gilley's Club in the same way as the disco club did for Saturday Night Fever.

All in all, Urban Cowboy is a classic.

2/22: Urban Cowboy is an underrated 80's classic with memorable performances.

Not many pictures can capture the smoky club ambience so well like how Reynaldo Villalobos did for Gilley's. It's almost like being inside for real. Located in Pasadena, Texas, it was the largest Honky-Tonk club in the world which was the size of a football field, having been opened in 1971, reaching its zenith during the nationwide showing of Urban Cowboy, and closed down in 1989 when the owners, Mickey Gilley and Sherwood Cryer, had a falling out.

Three thespians are famous for appearing in this: John Travolta, Debra Winger, and Scott Glenn. Their characters are unforgettable. They're made to be unintelligent on purpose but have true intentions that are much along the lines of honor. All of Gilley's patrons are obviously fake cowboys; only Wes Hightower passes the eye test and has the experience to match reality.

It's funny to see John Travolta walking around mad all the time; sheesh, he needs to learn how to relax once in a while. For the two-step dance, Patrick Swayze's mother taught him how. Of course, they lived in Houston for many years. Turning down the lead role for American Gigolo which thankfully went to Richard Gere, John Travolta learned how to ride on the mechanical bull and then decided on not needing a stunt double afterwards.

The prison rodeo scene in Huntsville, where all death row inmates are currently housed, is for real, but it closed down in 1986 after fifty-five years in operation. Michelle Pfeiffer was the prefered choice for the role of Sissy, but director James Bridges wouldn't budge from insisting on Debra Winger. Hence, she became a memorable 80's actress, thanks to the timeless romantic films that she was part of. As for the story, it happened for real, but the marriage didn't last long, which is no shit anyway, and I predict the same, too, for Bud and Sissy.

All in all, like how Saturday Night Fever did for disco, Urban Cowboy captures a period of honky-tonk at its best.




Urban Legend (1998)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 4/03, 5/25

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5/25: What a fucking dumb movie Urban Legend is.

And it takes place in college with only one person, a black female idiot at that, handling security?!? There are barely any students shown when they should number in the hundreds. Why would there be a boarded-up building on the campus?

Anyway, I was thinking of '4' until the final twenty minutes. The killer is shot in the chest and falls out of the window from three floors above yet survives intact afterwards? Um...yeah. In the meantime, what are the odds of some people wearing the same coat constantly?

You shouldn't believe people when they say the movie is predictable. It's not. There's no way of knowing until the end. When the killer was revealed, I was like, "Impossible. Everything was done by a man." Then again, why murder everybody but Natalie who was primarily responsible for the death of a male driver during high school? The rest had nothing to do with it, but they were most certainly losers.

Ironically, Rebecca Gayheart didn't learn much from the film. In 2001, she was behind a stopped car somewhere in Los Angeles and lost her patience, deciding to get around it in a hurry. Just right after, she fatally struck a nine-year-old boy who was chasing a soccer ball. As a result, she pleaded no contest to vehicular manslaughter and was given a three-year probation, and her Hollywood career was pretty much finito afterwards.

All in all, if you saw I Know What You Did Last Summer, you've seen Urban Legend without having done so.




Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 5/25

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5/25: Urban Legends: Final Cut never lives up to its title.

Last time, there was a lot of emphasis on urban legends. Not that it made the movie good, but at least, try to make sense in terms of title selection. Here, we have a run-of-the-mill slasher picture that can't stop being low in energy. It's highly doubtful Alfred Hitchcock would be pleased about having his name used in such dreck.

Jennifer Morrison, a Julie Stiles lookalike, is among the major downfalls. She's in nearly every scene, but who cares about her character Amy? As a result, everybody else disappears for a long time that I've forgotten the existence of them. By the time they return, death is imminent to keep the body count running. No matter what happens, the black female cop always appears on time.

Hard to overcome is the poor editing. Many scenes are totally random. Sometimes, there are big jumps from one moment to another. For example, Amy looks up to see the killer climbing down, and the next shot has her just behind him midway. Another is when she entered a simple storm drain and it turned out to be an elaborate system, replete with flashing lights, that's befitting of a major city. How about when Amy was examining a reel of Travis' film and then she's on the road waving at Toby to stop driving?

Of course, the premise makes no sense after the killer is revealed and explains why. It's even hard to imagine him wearing the silly fencing mask beforehand. The whole Travis/Trevor deal is stupid as well. I can tell it's the same actor playing both roles. If there's anything I'm surprised by, it's the appearance of Marco Hofschneider as Simon because he's famous for playing the Holocast survivor in Europa Europa.

All in all, Urban Legends: Final Cut sends out a strong signal that the slasher genre has been thoroughly exhausted.




Used Cars (1980)

Rate: 6
Viewed: 5/06

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5/06: Welcome to the automobile underworld of sleazy sales in Used Cars.

It's a funny comedy with many hilarious moments. Kurt Russell is terrific and so are Frank McRae and Gerrit Graham. It's nice to see This Is Spinal Tap's Michael McKean as the go-to man of illegal cable hook-ups. I love how the scenes are wacky to defy logic.

Sadly, the film falls apart during the last half hour. Robert Zemeckis has never been a great director because he can't tie up everything together to make a complete picture, no matter how many great scenes he shoots.

All in all, Used Cars has the miles but can't quite make the distance.




The Usual Suspects (1995)

Rate: 7
Viewed: 12/04, 1/20

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1/20: The Usual Suspects is maybe the most overrated film of 1995.

When I initially saw it at that time, yes...it was great, and it was the first time I got introduced to Kevin Spacey, prompting me to say he's destined to be an outstanding actor.

Ever since then, because I now know the identity of Keyser Söze, The Usual Suspects is a linear film with the rest being bullshit. In short, Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze, and the end. Notice the matching initials...har-har-har.

The story starts off slowly and won't take off until Kevin Spacey gets going which is why he ended up with the Oscar win. While at it, Chazz Palminteri deserves credit, too. The ending is terrific and surprising and is among the best ever. Also, the lineup scene is quite funny and authentic because the actors couldn't stop laughing after Stephen Baldwin went ballistic saying his line.

If I was fooled by anything, it's how well Kevin Spacey passed himself off as a straight man. I never knew he was gay until the allegations of sex harassment came out in 2017 which also occurred during the filming of The Usual Suspects. When Kevin Spacey uttered the famous line which was actually originated by the 19th century French writer named Charles Baudelaire, I was thinking of "the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn't gay."

All in all, in spite of the overrated "twist," The Usual Suspects is the film that made Kevin Spacey an overnight star.