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She's So Lovely (1997)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 12/10

12/10: After noticing the high amount of secondhand smoke in the air throughout She's So Ugly, it's safe for me to surmise the thespians lost ten years of their lives.

What a train wreck. I keep seeing the nasty-looking bump on Harry Dean Stanton's forehead. He and Debi Mazar should consider retirement from acting because they plain stink.

Robin Wright Penn is bad as in Julianne Moore/Sandra Bullock/Nicole Kidman bad. I can't believe how much her character poisoned her fetus with alcohol, tobacco, and drugs. Then, I'm insulted when it turns out to be a healthy baby. Uh, that never happens in real life as she should've had full-blown Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Sean Penn, for the umpteenth time, breaks down and cries, feeling sorry (for who?). That's why I'm tired of him. It's always the same shit in every movie he does. As for his character, after spending ten years in the institution, this is how much he has changed? Finally, John Travolta appears. I was hoping he would alleviate my pain, but nope. He begins to stink the joint with his obnoxious behavior. Why is anyone, especially with money, interested in a plain woman from the gutters who's beaten up, on drugs, and out of it?

All in all, She's So Ugly insults my intelligence to no end.

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