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Ran (1985)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 5/14

Rann
5/14: Ran would've gotten a deserving '1' from me, but the breathtaking cinematography precluded it from happening.

The battle scenes, I admit, are impressive. I like the costumes which netted an Oscar win. And that's it. If there's anything I hate the most, it's the trainload of theatrical performances. I thought this was supposed to be a movie, not kabuki theater.

Everybody, from the female jester to the hoary bearded dude, wildly overacts. The jester should've been killed off early on; she's so annoying to the point of unbearable. The old man has only two expressions: angry and shocked. It's been the latter 90% of the time. He's too much of a nitwit to comprehend the fact that he conceded power to his sons.

I have to laugh at the scenes when the samurais used guns that were semiautomatic! Another hoot is after the lady's head with eyebrows five inches too high was chopped off, somebody threw a gallon of red paint against the wall. Hence, Akira Kurosawa is an overrated director because his pictures such as Shichinin no samurai are too long and boring with melodramatic characters.

All in all, I felt relieved when Ran ended.