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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 3/10

3/10: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is one of the worst pictures made.

It's so poorly directed and edited that I had nightmares afterwards. The acting is across-the-board atrocious. Pure nonsense is the dialogue written by none other than the sock puppet moron named Roger Ebert. It's the single number one reason why I never read his reviews or believe the shit he says about cinema.

All in all, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is trash beyond trash.

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