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3 Ninjas (1992)
Rate:
2
Viewed:
12/14
12/14:
There's only one part in 3 Ninjas I found to be unintentionally funny, and it's when the mother
put her earrings on while smiling at her kids before closing the bedroom door with her right earring falling down.
I replayed it many times to my full amusement. Anyway, what was I thinking in 1992 when I thought 3 Ninjas was
a good film? I won't be surprised if the terrible child actors refuse to watch it to this day given how embarrassing they were.
The little boy's bowl haircut still looks terrible! He has stuff constantly outside of his mouth which probably
started with a pacifier before graduating to his thumb. The next thing I know, he'll be sucking on a dildo, engineering a
full-blown cleft lip.
When the action is far away, it's apparent the stunt doubles are used to perform martial arts. While at that, the
editing is atrocious as I don't have the required short attention span to keep up with the sequences. I refuse to believe
young kids, no matter how well-trained they are, are capable of inflicting such a force that adults will feel a considerable
amount of pain. Now, it's safe to say Oddjob look-alike's reputation has been forever tarnished.
All in all, there's no point to watching 3 Ninjas unless you don't mind cringing.